what's hyperbole for overwhelmed

"A cup of tea is the answer to everything."

There goes my Fifty Shades obsession. I don't even like the taste of tea, but now I just made myself a cup as I write this post.

I'm very much overwhelmed on what I need to do for the next couple of days. I just want to curl in bed and cry. I feel exhausted just thinking about it. I know I should just stop thinking and start doing. But do you ever get that feeling when you seriously want to start moving/working but you literally just can't move? Maybe it's just me.

My apartment is a big big mess right now. It's a mess before but now it has transformed into a big pile of my personal belongings, which, day by day, all now start looking like crap. I'm living in a big pile of crap and, worse, I've been crashing for almost a month now in my own apartment. When I say crash, I mean I've been sleeping on my couch for almost three weeks now. I actually bought myself a huge bed recently. A real bed for once, one with a sturdy wooden frame and thick soft mattress. However, ugh I hate the however, I couldn't even assemble it just yet because I cannot manage my time well to finally start repainting my place. I soooooooooo want to sleep in a real nice cozy bed. I actually have one and it's in pieces. The headboard is blocking my living area and all the other pieces of wood are scattered on the floor. I can't even prepare proper meals these days because of all these crap. 

I'm just ranting, I know.

I have lots of work to do. In a way, my renovation progress has been curtailed by my addiction to Fifty Shades of Grey. For the first time, I was able to finish two novels within two days. Take that, bed! And because of this stupidity, my schedule is now fucked up. 

I'll be the happiest once everything will be in its place. Soooooonnnnnnnnnnnn....